(To avoid any controversy, this chicken is not an import. It is a genuine Canadian bird.)
We just can’t get away from it all. It is out there and no matter how we try to avoid it and put it all behind us, we always go back and take a peek. It is not easy to go cold turkey after three years of having it shoved down our throat every time we turned on the tv or searched our favorite news media on the internet. Now come on and let’s be honest with ourselves okay? How many of you have sworn it off, yet you still want more?
Well the Headless Chicken is going to keep the flame burning for all you die hards. If you are trying to kick the habit, just read the following with one eye closed. Don’t be embarassed because you are not alone.
Here goes for some clucking from the headless one.
It seems that José Baez is becoming more in demand than his little money maker. Yup, it seems that Baez is getting offers to become an on-air legal analyst. Is he starting to outshine the little lady or is this their (whoever they are) way of getting to Casey through her lawyer?
Baez said that Casey will be receiving mental therapy. I wonder if this is his way of trying to soften her image. Casey seems to be imprisioned wherever she is hiding out. Baez also says that there will be no interviews with
Casey until months down the road. José has taken on the role of Casey’s PR agent these days.
To become rich and famous, get charged with murder one, panel a brain dead jury and hire a Cousin Vinny to defend you. Or better still, be a grieving grandma, take an oath to tell the truth and lie on the witness stand. You can get an all paid trip to the Bahamas from a sympathic business man. Heck, you can retire in your fifties, salvage your home that went into foreclosure and have a lawyer at your beck and call. Am I missing out on the ‘world owes me a living’? All I want to know is who is footing all the bills?
I see that George and Cindy Anthony made a pathetic plea for more publicity. They met with the country group Rascal Flatts who recently released a new song titled “She’s Going Places.” So G & C requested a meet-and-greet with Flatts, a thank-you note would not have sufficed? Oh well…. I thought they wanted to get out of the limelite and get some R&R. I cannot figure these people out.
The old headless clucker cannot keep up with who is suing whom. Tim sues Casey. Kronk sues Padilla. Padilla sues Casey. Zenaida charged Casey and want some moola. The IRS wants their money from Casey and so does the prosecution and OCSD. The turnip will be in rehab and has asked JAC to fund her appeal on the 4 misdemeanors that she was found guilty of. Everyone wants to squeeze the turnip and, if you wish to know how much the turnip squeezed back, just ask the Florida tax payers. It was crushing believe me.
Will there be some good come out of this clucking three-ring-circus?
Lookey here….Do they finally have a guilty conscience?
After taking a public-relations hit in several high-profile cases, ABC will no longer be buying photos or video as a way of getting a news subject to cooperate—a process that had become a fig leaf for purchasing interviews.
The Headless Chicken welcomes your opinions. Let it all hang out because I know you really want to.
Cluck away and Enjoy!